Hello there! I'm Beca, and I'm just your typical Timelady/consulting detective. I'm awkward, sarcastic, strange, and a tad bit clever. Doctor Who. Sherlock. Harry Potter. A bunch of other stuff, as well. If you ever feel the urge to ask me a personal query, by all means, please do. Have a fantastic day!
Matt Smith & Benedict Cumberbatch present Steven Moffat his BAFTA Special Award (by TheDoctorWhoMedia)
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A dramatic Shakespearean response to every situation
- When something bad happens: True is it that we have seen better days.
- When something REALLY bad happens: O woe! O woeful, woeful, woeful day! Most lamentable day. Most woeful day That ever, ever I did yet behold! O day, O day, O day! O hateful day! Never was seen so black a day as this.O woeful day! O woeful day!
- When people say that something is wrong because the Bible says so: The Devil can cite scripture for his purpose.
- When my girlfriend abandons me for food: FRAILTY, THY NAME IS WOMAN!
- When someone doesn't thank me for holding the door open for them: BLOW, BLOW, BLOW, THOU WINTER WIND! THOU ART NOT SO UNKIND AS MAN'S INGRATITUDE!
- When I burn something while cooking: MY CAKE IS DOUGH!
- When human stupidity frustrates me: LORD, WHAT FOOLS THESE MORTALS BE!
- When someone says I'm going to hell for my sins: NYMPH, IN THY ORISONS BE ALL MY SINS REMEMBER'D.
- When I'm broke: My pride fell with my fortunes
- When someone turns the light on after a period of darkness and blinding light ensues: OH, SHE DOTH TEACH THE TORCHES TO BURN BRIGHT!
- When someone disagrees with me: THERE ARE MORE THINGS IN HEAVEN AND EARTH, HORATIO, THEN ARE DREAMT OF IN YOUR PHILOSOPHY.
- When I argue with my girlfriend: The course of true love never did run smooth.
- When I'm embarrassed: MUST I HOLD A CANDLE TO MY SHAMES?!
- Someone says "Good Night": Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
- When I'm doing the laundry: OUT, damned spot!
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PRECIOUS
THE HOBBIT
OH MY GOD THE HOBBIT
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Parenting done right. Except the Alex one…that’s a little scary. Parent’s, don’t dress your children up as rapists.
But he’s so cute!
Alex DeLarge is by far my fave fictional character.Is there something wrong with me?
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Ok, anon who submitted this. I’m laughing my ass off, and have to share. Well done!
This is hilarious!
This may be the greatest #Sherlock Holmes video of all time. Crying with laughter.
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Reblogging again because there are some new ones and put them together in one post.
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Text Messages from Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson: OOC Update 
The “story so far” index page has been updated through the most recent text from Moriarty.
The most recent case, “The Valentine Deception,” can also be found on LiveJournal and AO3.
Tonight, the admins will probably be purging some of the questions in the ask box. We hate to do this,…
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