February 2012
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fantasticdoctorwho asked: 7, 13, 17, 58, 68, 85, 86. I'm bored, can't you tell?
Anonymous asked: 1, 9, 24, 31, 75, 83
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“Whatever’s going down will follow you around. Thats how you fight...”
– Wilco
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“There are so many fragile things, after all. People break so easily, and so do...”
– Neil Gaiman (via julie911)
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201 Ways to Arouse Your Creativity →
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Tumblr has changed me.
Before tumblr: Wow that's sad
After tumblr: MY CREY ASJGLJGFFS I CAN'T, I CAN'T. I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY EMOTIONS ARE DOING RIGHT NOW
Before tumblr: He's cute
After tumblr: YOU FLAWLESS BEING. I am offended BY YOUR FACE. NOW GET IN MY BED
Before tumblr: Oh a new picture from that movie that's coming out
After tumblr: DEAR GOD WE HAVE A NEW STILL I HAVE TO MAKE GRAPHICS. WHERE DID THIS PICTURE COME FROM ASKLHSDGLKJH
Before tumblr: I'm bored
After tumblr: guise guise guise talk to me send me perverted things I won't judge you
Before tumblr: What a cute couple
After tumblr: I SHIP THEM SO HARD IT HURTS
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lovethefez asked: HIIIIIIIIIIIIII HI HI I LOVE YOU
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lovethefez asked: GUESS WHAT BECA
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The beginnings of the American Revolution,...
BRITISH EMPIRE: All right, fine, your stupid embargo worked. We won’t levy any more taxes-
AMERICAN COLONIES: Huzzah! Time to get drunk!
BRITISH EMPIRE: Except on tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: What?
BRITISH EMPIRE: Get over it, it’s just tea. Seriously, where do you get this idea that you’re special and should never have to pay taxes? We hope that idea doesn’t go on to infect your political discourse centuries from now.
AMERICAN COLONIES: We’re not buying your stupid tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Are you being serious right now? What are you going to do, just stop drinking tea?
AMERICAN COLONIES: Yes. We’ll drink coffee.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do you even know what that is?
AMERICAN COLONIES: No, but we’ve heard it’s good and we’re feeling surly.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Fine, whatever, we don’t even care what you do anymore.
BRITISH EAST INDIA COMPANY: Actually, we are pretty much bankrupt, so you need to make them drink the tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Oh, for—just drink the tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: No.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: NO.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: Fuck you.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it or we’ll punch you in the face.
AMERICAN COLONIES: *Boston Tea Party*
BRITISH EMPIRE: What the hell?
AMERICAN COLONIES: We heard it was Indians.
BRITISH EMPIRE: That’s interesting, because we heard it was a bunch of colonists wearing paint and dressed in costumes that were remarkably similar to what a crowd of drunks who wanted to look like Indians would assemble if the only supplies they had were found in an alley behind a bar.
AMERICAN COLONIES: You get all types in Boston.
BRITISH EMPIRE: …*Coercive Acts*
AMERICAN COLONIES: Oh, it is ON.
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“Late at night my mind would come alive with voices and stories and friends as...”
– Little Women
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